My brain

Hello. How are you? I'm magdalene. Seriously, send me some questions and i'll gladly helping you with any advice you may need. :)

h0llo:

cold? grab a flannel. outfit boring? add a flannel. want to look homeless but chic? flannel

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unclefather:

spookytotodile:

unclefather:

I have a bad habit of saying “I’m going to shove this up my ass” when something won’t work

my dick isnt working

bye

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haemat:

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

  1. im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
  2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
  3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
  4. i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
  5. please dont crawl into my sleeves
  6. (sings a duet with a cricket)

(Source: bmmegatron, via barockyroad)

pantsareforassholes:

digg:

Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart are best friends and it’s perfect.

These two are so cool.

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porndirector:

my life is like a teenage boy

always hard

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koolaidicecubes:

vanillish:

mom can you drop me off at the strip club

Is your room clean???

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