cold? grab a flannel. outfit boring? add a flannel. want to look homeless but chic? flannel
I have a bad habit of saying “I’m going to shove this up my ass” when something won’t work
my dick isnt working
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart are best friends and it’s perfect.
These two are so cool.